The Noocracy of Antons Key is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Carlotta Delphiki with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The quiet, industrious population of 6.21 billion Stragegois have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herodotus. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Antons Keyian economy, worth 691 trillion Beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,326 Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", AK-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antons Key's national animal is the Rab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antons Key is ranked 252,226^th in the world and 93^rd in Middle Earth for Most Primitive, scoring -159.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.